Tonight as I was writing my “Act to Defend Marriage Freedom” for a Model Congress competition I’m going to this spring and watching my father play what must have been his eighth game of Wii Tennis, I said the following, “So you know how I love the Vlogbrothers? Well, they have this running joke where they add “in your pants” to the end of book titles. (This is where it all starts.) Like the easy reader, “Pooh Gets Stuck…in your pants.”
He laughed and countered it with Crime and Punishment…in your pants!
And we were off.
Gone with the Wind…in your pants
My Friend Flicka…in your pants
A Farewell to Arms…in your pants
The Stranger…in your pants
War and Peace…in your pants
The Very Hungry Caterpillar…in your pants
And so on, until I was crying and he was doubled over. It was wonderful and totally helped dissipate my anger directed at DOMA.
Do you have any good ones? Post ’em in the comments!