The Short and Professional Bio:
Eleanor is eighteen-years-old and lives in a house on the side of a ridge about thirty minutes away from a very large city. Most nights, she can see the lit-up skyline. She’s is currently on a gap year before college and is spending it writing a Young Adult Fiction novel, teaching at an inner-city elementary school, reading, and doing a lot of laundry. She began Eleanor Called Ella on December 31, 2010 and has posted daily (with the exception of a one-week vacation in February, 2012) ever since. You can also find her on tumblr at Eleanor Called Ella.
The Scientific Bio:
Eleanor is an eighteen-year-old Homo sapian. She has yet to grow any wisdom teeth, leading experts to believe that she is a more evolved, and therefore more advanced, member of the species. She stands at a very average sixty-four inches in height and is thinner than she ought to be. Her upper body strength is also embarrassingly poor, but she can still carry small children when required. Despite an allergy to dust, pollen, and penicillin and lactose intolerance, she is mostly healthy and does not get sick with any regularity. She continues to disappoint scientists with her aversion to needles and blood tests and her refusal to wear her glasses regularly. In fact, scientists predict that until she becomes less vain, her astigmatism will get increasingly worse. Eleanor has so far refused to listen. Her intelligence is satisfactory at this time. Scientists would also like to remark on her extraordinary ability to deal with throw-up without gagging. They believe this to be the result of being thrown-up on by her younger sister too many times as a young child.
The Very Long Bio
To Be Written