Bone Cancer, Monkey Balls, Funny Spam Comments, NaNoWriMo, and Other Things

You know what sucks? Bone cancer.

You know what sucks even more? When your grandmother has it.

You know what sucks monkey balls? When it’s stage four and taking up over 30% of her hip, so that she is going to need radiation TEN times and chemo for an incredibly, incredibly long time.

And now to lighten the mood, here are some amusing spam comments I’ve gotten over the past few months. I dare you not to laugh at the second one.

I’ve also decided to do NaNoWriMo, and you can find me here. I’d love to be your writing buddy. I’ll give you all sorts of encouragement and cheer, and talk you down off of figurative (or real) ledges. It’ll be all kinds of fun.

And as always, you can also find me on tumblr at, if, you know, you’re into that kind of thing.