Ella: Do you know what’s fun?
Dad (in a deadpan voice): Parties and $hit.
Dad: Well, parties, mostly.
Ella: I was actually going to tell you about going through my internet history this morning and discovering the disturbing amount of time I spent yesterday researching forest fires in the southwest and Prince Phillip (Britain’s longest serving consort and famous for saying really horrible though amusing things*), but that works too.
*Click here for some of his best lines.