Conversations With My Father: Part One

Ella: Do you know what’s fun?

Dad (in a deadpan voice): Parties and $hit.

Ella: Um…

Dad: Well, parties, mostly.


Ella: I was actually going to tell you about going through my internet history this morning and discovering the disturbing amount of time I spent yesterday researching forest fires in the southwest and Prince Phillip (Britain’s longest serving consort and famous for saying really horrible though amusing things*), but that works too.

*Click here for some of his best lines.